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Insurance Group 48, 1 Previous Owner, FOR SALE: Tesla Model Y AWD Long Range - AKA the Stealth Bomber of the Suburbs Right, so here it is - the Tesla Model Y Long Range in black-on-black-on-black. Because colour is overrated, apparently. Even the wheels are matte black 20-inchers, because why stop the emo phase at your wardrobe? People have debated whether its the full stealth look - debated. Like its a national issue. Spoiler alert: it is. Youll go so unnoticed youll be the only person stuck in traffic feeling like Batman. Spec-wise? Oh, its ridiculous. Sat nav? Obviously. Reverse camera? Of course - were not savages. Heated seats front and rear, because even your passengers backsides deserve luxury. Adaptive cruise control so the car can do the thinking for you - which, lets face it, might be a blessing. Wireless phone charger, because plugging things in is so 2020. And theres even more gizmos than a Bond car, just without the ejector seat for the in-laws. And then we get to the touches. Oh, the touches. Yellow brake calipers - because stopping should be stylish. A Plaid-style high-level tail light - yes, someone really cared. And an eye-watering collection of Spigen storage solutions. Honestly, this car has more compartments than IKEA. You could lose a toddler in here and not find them until February. Only 29,000 miles from new - which in Tesla terms is basically just breaking it in. And if you ever switch it out of Chill Mode (which you wont, because you like your lunch in your stomach), its terrifyingly fast. Like, "reconsider your life choices" fast. Its the perfect car if you want something thats sleek, tech-laden, and just a bit smug. Like a Bond villain whos gone green..12-Way Power Adjustable Driver Seat with Lumbar Support, 15in Touchscreen with Onboard Maps and Navigation, 19in Alloy Wheels - Gemini Dark, 20in Alloy Wheels - Induction, 4 USB-C Port, ABS - Anti-lock Braking System, Airbags - Driver, Airbags - Passenger, All Vegan Interior, Ambient - Interior Lighting, Auto Dimming - Power Folding - Heated Side Mirrors, Automated High-Beam Assist, Automatic Emergency Braking, AutoPilot, Black, Blind Spot Monitoring, Centre Console with Storage - 2 Cupholders and Armrest, Climate Control - Dual Zone, Collision Warning, Cupholders - 2x Rear Centre Armrest, Custom Driver Profiles, DAB+ Radio, Dashcam, Electric Assisted Front and Rear Door, Electronic Fold-Flat Seat Release 40/20/40 - Rear Seats, Expansive Glass Roof with Ultraviolet and Infrared Protection, Front Electric Windows, Glovebox Lockable with Illumination, Headlights - Automatic On, Heated Steering Wheel, HEPA Air Filtration System, Interior Floor Mats, Interior Trim - Open Pore Wood Decor, Keyless Driving and Keyless Entry, LED Foglights, LED Headlights, Map and Reading Lights, Music and Media via Bluetooth, Over-the-Air Updates, Power Adjustable Steering Column - Tilt-Telescopic, Power Lift Tailgate, Power Steering - Speed Sensitive, Premium Audio - 13 Speakers - 1 Subwoofer - 2 Amps and Immersive Sound, Rear View Mirror - Auto Dimming, Seats - Heated Front, Seats - Heated Rear, Sentry Mode, Software Updates over WIFI, Speed Limit Recognition, Sunvisors with Vanity Mirror and Illumination - Driver and Passenger, Tesla Mobile App, Type 2 Public Charging Connector, Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, USB-A in the Glovebox with a 128GB Portable Storage Device, Wipers - Rain Sensing, Wireless Phone Charging